Here's a good bit of Buddhist-bashing from a recent entry:
Oh No He Di'n't
Just a few questions to ask.
Is Buddha your buddy? What's the weather like in Heaven? And do you think it makes any sense to condemn someone to hell if they (well, Judas) are supposed to betray you?
Buddha is a really cool dude, and a friend of both of ours. I'm trying to get him on board with us here, but he's not having it. Something about woot.com interfering with his Eightfold Path. I dunno.
We have a weather button now. Check in daily to see - you know, just in case you...uh...visit.
That whole Judas thing is way misunderstood. Peter and John had this bet going, Judas had too much wine, someone said something about my momma - it's just a really long story I don't wanna get into, man. But yeah, totally made sense at the time.